Ah, Labor Day. That last yawning gasp of summertime revelry. A chance to carouse in the sunshine, (safely) surrounded by your closest family and friends, and give one final toast to
the season. Or, you know, you could go the smarter route: stay indoors alone, where it’s cool and quiet and the WiFi connection is strong, and cop wavy new threads on the internet. We know what we’ll be doing. Below we've pulled together a handful of the finest, flyest labor day sales to tickle your instant-gratification-addled pleasure center.